fuckyahumor:

me: *mocks parents for not understanding technology*

me: *has to google how to cook an egg*

(Source: isabellelightboob)

latelycravingmore:

I’m at the point in my life where I need you to be straight up honest and back up every word you say with actions. If you miss me, tell me. If you wanna see me, show up or ask me to come over. If you’re upset with me or something in general, tell me. I’ve done the whole playing games, chasing hearts around that never belonged to me. I’m done doing it. If you want me, I’m here, where I’ve been. Say what you mean and mean what you say.

(via the-homie-sexual)

vivid-iv:

I’m honestly content with being alone. I used to go out of my way to try and fix my friendships and relationships but I have no desire to do that anymore. If you fuck with me, cool and if you don’t, then that’s fine. Do you.

(Source: lostintheligh-t)

stxrdust-prince:

i get so blushy when people are possessive w me hdosiugrhdkakwjdhsk

(Source: prettyboyincubus, via sexual-feelings)

gucci-gainz:

moonlightoscar:

moonlightoscar:

Him: oh GOD baby I’m gonna cum

Me: okay! okay!

Him, 15 minutes later: okay baby now I’m gonna cum for real, you ready?

Me:

Me when he barely cums at all:

Oh em ef gee

(Source: charizord, via gucci-gainz-deactivated20180828)